SO YA THINK YOU HAD A BAD DAY HUH???

[Father Dave]

Ok folks...i don't usually complain cause as a person with a so called "disability" it's expected that some days will be better than others...and you don't see me whine much here but........today.......was.....the ......most.....goshawfulday as far as....well hell....just about anything.....
to start off one of my cats keep me up most of the night when we had storms..."clinging" (read...claws out into the metus of my arm) most of the night...cryings, no... CATERWALLIN'...yeah like "goshdamn u for trying to sleep...don't you hear that noise?"...ahhhh oh the love of our pets...then when i got up
and unstuck my arms from the sheets (stuck due to the dried blood)...i got in the shower and promply dropped everything i touched- some onto my feet which feel no pain but bruise and swell quite nicely, thank you....gosh lemme fast forward...i fell 3 times...dropped 2 cups and broke them...slammed a plate into the sink and broke it...missed the trashcan everytime i tried to hit it...at lunch another cat decided she wanted to "head butt" my hand while i had just sat down with a very hot bowl of soup and the soup went all over me, my hand and , thank gosh not the cat...and...and...to top it off - tonight when i went to make water (pee) for some reason i had 2 streams...(guys know what i mean)...one into the bowl and one onto the adjacent wall.........now i am at the end of a painful UTI and so when i went to the john...i was just kinda happy it didn't shoot flames outa there like the last week and kinda had my eyes closed for most of the "event" till i heard the water hit the floor from the wall...ahhhhhh to look down and see a forked stream.......typical of the day...i think i am gonna crawl to bed so i don'd drop, break, miss, split, or bleed.

ya'll have a good one.
thanks for listenin.

dave
aka..."splitter" [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]

<font color="#D7DDC1" size="1">[ August 02, 2004 11:49 PM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]</font>

[*Olivia*]

*L*.....thinks of some ways to dave-proof dave....

let's see....well i think i'll get you the whole on-a-rope range: soap-on-a-rope, shampoo-on-a-rope, conditioner-on-a-rope, bodywash-on-a-rope, facialwash-on-a-rope, bottywash-on-a-rope...hell with all that round your neck you'll look like some sorta bathtime hip-hop artist....throws in a sponge microphone just to complete the picture

the dishes...well maybe you could pack the broken ones up and send them to amy...for her mosaic-work...see there's a use for everything...amy could start the 'dave range' of mosaic tabletops

the kitty-gurls....i'll get them some kitten-mittens...and failing that i'll trim their claws for em....now THAT'LL give me some looks i'm sure!

puts a thick rubber mat in your kitchen sink...there now give it your best shot!!...sends you some mugs with extra large handles, that should help too *S*

about missing the trashcan...well you said you were trying to hit it....babes the secret is to aim for the opening on the top *L*

now the ummm 'splitter'....i'm kinda hoping that will sort itself out in time...for obvious reasons *w*....failing which i'll bring some plastic sheeting next trip we're on *L*

i guess the best thing is...tomorrow HAS to be a better day....surely?

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[diluted]

for the splitter ... hows about a funnel?

[EvolutionHasBegun]

i know that whole split stream thing pretty well.. i do that sometimes too and end up hosing the seat down...*L* God help me you people are likely to torture me for this but hell i just pee sitting down now... i dont even try to aim anymore....

[Blazey]

and i dont think i can add a thing to any of that..how about...dave..we love ya..and it'll be ok.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Father Dave]

yeah evo i tried the sittin thing too but gosh darn that water is cold!!!- DEEP too!!!! [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img]

<font color="#D7DDC1" size="1">[ August 03, 2004 12:45 PM: Message edited by: Father Dave ]</font>

[*Olivia*]

boy oh boy you guys really are comfortable with your masculinity to admit to sitting to pee *L*

dave....hahahahhahahahaha you can avoid the cold water...just add a couple of mugs of hot water to the loo before you sit and dip [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Kassy]

awwww dave......
Hoping yer days get better than the other day.
Hang in there......if it helps i have "peeing" issues *L*...but i am not gonna reveal it yet*G*
Evo,.......~lookin at ya~ ~applauding ya~ for bein' so honest *G*.........Rock on.......altho in all honesty i was like ".ummm wow, evo is saying this? *L*"
smoooooooooooooches.
Fiiiiiiii brilliant idea about filling the ... errr, was it "loo"? with warm water? i am too lazy to scroll back, but i love it when ya say "loo" for some reason *G*
ok peeps, everyone hang in there,,,,
ahhhhhhh, i just love this bunch [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[*Olivia*]

kassy....loo...looooo....looooooooooooooooo *L* [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

dave if you can produce that much pee in one 'sitting'....ya need to pee more often...!!!! [img]wink.gif[/img] i guess it's the time involved in the damn unrolling though hey *L*

[Father Dave]

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